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SIR THOMAS MORE SIR THOMAS MORE WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE An anonymous play of the sixteen century ascribed in part to William Shakespeare. First printed in 1844 and here re-edited from the Harleian MS. 7368 in the British Museum. DRAMATIS PERSONAE. Earl of SHREWSBURY. Earl of SURREY. Sir THOMAS PALMER. Sir ROGER CHOMLEY. Sir THOMAS MORE. Lord Mayor. Aldermen. SURESBY a Justice. Other Justices. Sheriffs. Recorder. Sergeant at Arms. Clerk of the Council. ERASMUS. Bishop of Rochester. ROPER son-in-law to MORE. JOHN LINCOLN a broker. GEORGE BETTS. His brother (the 'Clown'). WILLIAMSON a carpenter. SHERWIN a goldsmith. FRANCIS DE BARDE Lombard. CAVELER Lombard. LIFTER a cut-purse. SMART plaintiff against him. HARRY ROBIN KIT and others Prentices. MORRIS. FAULKNER his servant. Players. GOUGH. CATESBY. RANDALL. Butler. Brewer. Porter. Horsekeeper. CROFTS. DOWNES. Lieutenant of the Tower. Warders of the Tower. Gentleman Porter of the Tower. Hangman. Lords Gentlemen Officers Messengers Guard Attendants. Lady MORE. Lady Mayoress. Mistress ROPER daughter to MORE. Another daughter to MORE. DOLL wife to WILLIAMSON. A Poor Woman. Ladies. ACT I.
SCENE I. London. A Street.
[Enter at one end John Lincoln with the two Bettses together; at the other end enters Francis de Barde and Doll a lusty woman he haling her by the arm.] DOLL. Whether wilt thou hale me? BARDE. Whether I please; thou art my prize and I plead purchase of thee. DOLL. Purchase of me! away ye rascal! I am an honest plain carpenters wife and though I have no beauty to like a husband yet whatsoever is mine scorns to stoop to a stranger: hand off then when I bid thee! BARDE. Go with me quietly or I'll compel thee. DOLL. Compel me ye dog's face! thou thinkst thou hast the goldsmith's wife in hand whom thou enticedst from her husband with all his plate and when thou turndst her home to him again madst him like an ass pay for his wife's board. BARDE. So will I make thy husband too if please me. [Enter Caveler with a pair of doves; Williamson the carpenter and Sherwin following him.] DOLL. Here he comes himself; tell him so if thou darst. CAVELER. Follow me no further; I say thou shalt not have them. WILLIAMSON. I bought them in Cheapside and paid my money for them. SHERWIN. He did sir indeed; and you offer him wrong both to take them from him and not restore him his money neither. CAVELER. If he paid for them let it suffice that I possess them: beefs and brews may serve such hinds; are pigeons meat for a coarse carpenter? LINCOLN. It is hard when Englishmen's patience must be thus jetted on by strangers and they not dare to revenge their own wrongs. GEORGE. Lincoln let's beat them down and bear no more of these abuses. LINCOLN. We may not Betts: be patient and hear more. DOLL. How now husband! what one stranger take they food from thee and another thy wife! by our Lady flesh and blood I think can hardly brook that. LINCOLN. Will this gear never be otherwise? must these wrongs be thus endured? GEORGE. Let us step in and help to revenge their injury. BARDE. What art thou that talkest of revenge? my lord ambassador shall once more make your Major have a check if he punish thee for this saucy presumption. WILLIAMSON. Indeed my lord Mayor on the ambassador's complaint sent me to Newgate one day because (against my will) I took the wall of a stranger: you may do any thing; the goldsmith's wife and mine now must be at your commandment. GEORGE. The more patient fools are ye both to suffer it. BARDE. Suffer it! mend it thou or he if ye can or dare. I tell thee fellows and she were the Mayor of London's wife had I her once in my possession I would keep her in spite of him that durst say nay. GEORGE. I tell thee Lombard these words should cost thy best cape were I not curbed by duty and obedience: the Mayor of London's wife! Oh God shall it be thus? DOLL. Why Betts am not I as dear t m husband as my lord Mayor's wife to him? and wilt thou so neglectly suffer thine own shame?--Hands off proud stranger! or by him that bought me if men's milky hearts dare not strike a stranger yet women beat them down ere they bear these abuses. BARDE. Mistress I say you shall along with me. DOLL. Touch not Doll Williamson least she lay thee along on God's dear earth.--And you sir [To Caveler] that allow such coarse cates to carpenters whilst pigeons which they pay for must serve your dainty appetite deliver them back to my husband again or I'll call so many women to mine assistance as will not leave one inch untorn of thee: if our husbands must be bridled by law and forced to bear your wrongs their wives will be a little lawless and soundly beat ye. CAVELER. Come away De Barde and let us go complain to my lord ambassador. [Exeunt Ambo.] DOLL. Aye go and send him among us and we'll give him his welcome too.--I am ashamed that freeborn Englishmen having beaten strangers within their own homes should thus be braved and abused by them at home. SHERWIN. It is not our lack of courage in the cause but the strict obedience that we are bound to. I am the goldsmith whose wrongs you talked of; but how to redress yours or mine own is a matter beyond our abilities. LINCOLN. Not so not so my good friends: I though a mean man a broker ...
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